kibbles0515:

gailbess:

malicedesire:

I thought I was in love, but LOTR version

I have legitimately turned down one of the hottest guys I have ever met because he didn’t like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, nor reading in general. Sorry bub. You may have a perfect face and like me a lot, but I have nothing to talk to you about. Also, you have no knowledge of cars?

Lol bye.

Gail, I like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and reading, plus I know cars sort of.  In a parallel universe, we have been super-best friends since we were fetuses, and we’ve had movie marathons and all those other good things.

strengthfaithfuck:

YES.

the-absolute-best-posts:

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idkmybffflamingo:

spodiddly:

One year to boldly go.

OH MY GOD, IT’S OFFICIALLY A YEAR NOW!

*rocks back and forth in front of her calender*

Where you feel like you’re just wasting your life away?

You know, just sit on your bed and in between naps think, wow, my existance isn’t bettering anyone. I am USELESS to society.

And then you spend all day on your laptop and you don’t even know what you did all day on there?

I swear my whole week has kinda been like that. But I feel especially bad about it today. I spent my entire day hung over as fuck and accomplished nothing…except for eventually making the hangover go away. At least I’m working tonight so I’m contributing something to the world.

Also, word to the wise…when you’re drunk, and you think there isn’t enough vodka in your drink because you can’t really taste it anymore…trust me, there’s enough in there. The excess you put in is just gunna come out later…and it’s gunna burn…and get all over your sheets.

So yeah. One of those days.

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Jadon: Yes Mom, I’ll do whatever you say!

Noah: I love you so much, Mom, here are some flowers!

Andrew: Mom you’re the greatest, let’s do things together.

Me: Hey Mom, I want to treat the whole family out to dinner.

Nathan: Hey Mom, I got you this and this for being so great to me.

Non-Existant Male Figure: I love you so much, Kim. Here’s a mother’s day ring.

What Really Happened….

Jadon: *screaming all day acting horrible*

Noah: *buying and celebrating mother’s day for Moo Moo, not even calling Mom…big ouch*

Andrew: *to his credit, eventually came with some flowers*

Me: *drove home from work after working 3rd shift only to work 3rd shift again so I’ve been up for over 48 hours but I had to come home and surprise Mom because she deserves someone*

Nathan: *is a piece of shit I hope dies*

Non-Existance Male Figure: *is still non-existant*

Isn’t it great to have a family?…No seriously, is it? Cuz I wouldn’t know.

Love you Mommy, hope I made your day just a little bit better. Remember not to be sad on your special day because of other people.